![]() 05/01/2019 at 11:21 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I can already feel my dick getting bigger, and I have a strange compulsion to buy an American flag. Also, holy shit. When I booked a “Mustang or similar” I expected whatever it was to be a V6. Nope. Budget gave me a full-fat muscle car for just $10/day more than a Fiesta.
Brand new, too. It has 3,500 miles on it.
Reports of this car’s biglyness are not exaggerated. Feels like I’m sitting in a bank vault.
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This is the best kind of rental surprise.
I had the same thing happen the last time I rented a car. First I laughed at how cheap it was to rent. Then on the drive to where I was staying I kept thinking “this thing sounds really aggressive for a V6.” Then more laughing when I got to my destination and popped the hood to the word “Hemi” all over.
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I’ve had several Challengers, but never an R/T. Color me jealous.
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They say that the fastest car on a track is a rental car, but holy shitsnacks did you get a bigly go diggly. It’s even got the yellow
air dam corner guards still in place
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RIP OFF THOSE YELLOW THINGS LIKE A BANDAID
or don’t, you know, because rental
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YELLOW CAPS
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I always try and book “Mustang or similar” too. I almost always end up with a V6 base Mustang. At least in Miami they gave me a bright yellow loaded Ecoboost .
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Welcome to the club :)
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/hemi-boat-rental-car-1832432644
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Have fun! I had a Hertz Scat Pack in November, nice noises:
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ArrSlashTee
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“I can already feel my dick getting bigger”
that's called an erection, or in laidmans terms a boner
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I'm actually a little scared now. This is the most powerful car I've ever driven by about 120hp.
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lol @ shipping protectors.
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Did you find yourself muttering “build the wall” and adding #maga to your social media posts?
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No, I mean it’s actually gaining in girth
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I wouldn’t have minded a Mustang ‘v ert, honestly. I'm in NC where it's sunny and 75 degrees
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Meanwhile my ass got stuck with a Versa Note while I was down in Florida. My shoulders were nearly too wide for it. Though it did only sip about a gallon of fuel after an hour's worth of driving.
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and sell em... take a photo of the to be removed before delivery thing and tell them you were doing them a favour
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if the radio still had the little plastic film cover on the screen you wouldnt feel bad taking that off a rental...
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Pro Tip: Don’t stomp on the gas with the traction control turned off, especially when turning or exiting a parking lot.
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I don't intend to.
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That is a nice upgrade. I got upgraded from a Jetta or similar to an Altima last weekend. Enterprise was asking 40 more for a Mustang or similar, so I went with the “intermediate” sized car. Since only a Jetta is “intermediate” sized an upgrade was likely.
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Tear those damn yellow things off. The world will thank you.
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Hot damn! Go burn some rubber for us.
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Now that’s a cool line-up of rental cars. Wrangler, Challenger, & XC90! Enjoy it, the Challenger is fun once you get used to the bigly size.
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Counter-point: Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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*Canadian flag - let's show proper respect for the handiwork of our brothers north of the border.
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Pro-tip to your Pro-tip:
Reach over and select track mode, then stomp on the gas. That bitch will have you glued in your seat.
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Seek help
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Damn! I will keep this in mind next time I need to rent. Smell you later, Enterprise.
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I spent the first half hour babying it and mutterin g ohshitwhatdidtheygiveme repeatedly
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Last time I rented I got a Dart that, while I liked it, developed a CEL six hours into a weeklong rental. I wanted to exchange it but the nearest Budget was an hour away from where we were staying. For the trouble they upgraded me to an Optima for free.
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I don’t actually hate them. Adds a splash of flair to the front end.
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N o.
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Well, I mean, last time I checked, Brampton is in Ontario.
And if you’re talking a Hemi, the engine hails from down Mexico way.